i know a lot of us would like to see Holster playing in the NHL one day, but consider this:
adam “holster” birkholtz, the sassiest goddamn referee in the NHL (after mike leggo, of course)
here is some evidence:
he knows the rules, is an excellent skater, and likes to judge people
he is a Giant who can break up any and all fights
all the danger of an NHL game without the constant fear of being traded
his terrible fashion sense can still be represented in this ugly-ass uniform
still gets to wear a helmet so no one can see his awful hair cut
he still gets to curse, fine, and maintain control over the Sin Bin
he would 100% do this:
it would be really funny if this happened:
in summation, please make Holster a ref in your next fic because it’s A. hilarious and B. probs more realistic and C. DID I MENTION HOW FUCKING FUNNY IT IS
Nava 