“Look, it’s not like I went looking
for him. I swear I’m not one of those selkies that hangs around the
human districts baiting the humans with their coats. I don’t have a
human fetish, I was just hanging out with some friends at the market.
I swear. I even made sure to keep my coat close just so there
wouldn’t be any misunderstandings.” he sighs and lights a
cigarette.