jacksisko:

i decided i was going to make my bed and was curious how long it would take for boo to leave

so i begin. here we see boo, my nearly 1 year old farting machine, in his natural habitat. this creature cannot be pissed to do anything. 

so i take everything off and start straightening my blankets. as you can see, boo hasn’t so much as glanced in my direction. he’s fucking rude.

ah, you say. he left! he had it with me disturbing him while he tried to sleep.

but you are wrong my friend.

because boo doesn’t give one fried fuck.