salt-of-the-ao3:

pachelbelsheadcanon:

prokopetz:

Proposal: instead of creating fantasy names by inventively misspelling real names, create fantasy names by cutting real names in half and stapling them back together with mismatched counterparts. e.g.:

Alexamin
Danthew
Jamriel
Tyseph
Wilmeron

Here is an online fantasy name generator that does exactly this for you.

uhmmmm just tested and it works super well?? check it out!