timeforlupsopinion:

Lucretia, the dm: kravitz, would you like to describe your character for us?

Kravitz: sure. Since you said I couldn’t play a bard this time, I’m playing a cleric, of Milil, the god of poetry and song, whose holy symbol is a harp which i strum to activate my powers

Lucretia: I don’t know why i fucking bother