do you know of any dice that look/feel/ are made of denim? asking for a friend

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

somadyoucouldbite:

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

softbutchtaako:

thepamdeathforgot:

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

…jice

Absolutely a cursed object

@softbutchtaako

….was this you?

well no, i’m a textile major, if i wanted to find some jice for @ruffboijuliaburnsides as a cute gift i’d just make them and cut out the middle man

….see, i’m torn between horror and INTENSE curiosity about if you could make a functional moderately-balanced set of denim-covered dice.

So, there’s this substance called Micarta, which is a fancy way of saying ‘resin-impregnated cloth that’s been stacked in inch-thick layers’. It’s basically hard plastic with cloth inside, so you can drill holes in it, sand it down, all kinds of fun stuff.

I’ve mostly seen it used to create knife grips, and in fact…

https://coldsteeloutdoors.com/products/black-and-blue-jean-denim-micarta-knife-scales-pistol-grip-scales

…someone has made denim Micarta.

You wouldn’t be able to do a pour like you do for most dice, but enough sanding and machining -would- get you dice, sure enough.

Oh no

It’s now entirely within the realm of possibility that someone is going to summon jice into the realm of being and commence the end of days