leafcrunch:

you’re gonna get a personal stylist rightlemme walk you through it youre gonna get a personal stylist youre gonna tell emwhat’s their name?

…dermbum.

and you’re gonntake it again?

crumslum.

take a third,

frenchalor!

take a fourth, what’s wrong with you?

pinski!

[okay!] that’s, the best one yet-

-dan. pinskidan.

so yer gonna get a call from a stylist, and yer goHELLO, THIS IS PINSKIDAN! WHAT KINDA PANTS DO YOU LIKE? ……. CROMSLOR DO WE HAVE SLACKS?

uh, you’re gonna get a call from a stylist, and they’re gonna ask you what size everything is, [snort] down there AND-AND THE DICK? -whole thing EXCELLENT, EXCELLENT. cromslor you’ll never believe what he said about the dick.