angstycatthatlikestea:

kalliente:

bairnsidhe:

motorcyclegirlfriends:

unstableidentity:

my friend: [needs comfort]

me: oh Dang what are the Comfort Words

me: *flipping through the manual* there there?

my friend: *cries harder*

me: oh No they were the wrong Comfort Words

Here you go, all the Comfort Words

If you ever plan to be a parent, read this and accept it or else you WILL ruin your child.

I NEED THIS THANK YOU