“oh this author I adore has a tumblr full of content I enjoy? Sweet! Let’s scroll for a while!” “Hmm this fic looks cool, it’s only 12am, I don’t have to be up early, I can read a few chapters and then sleep!” “Ooh that fic was good let’s check out other fics by the author! Oh they also wrote fics I love and have read already! I should read more!”

It is nearly 3am in the am and I definitely don’t have a problem