So for my D&D campaign, I decided to make one of the main locations that the party goes to a society that live atop floating mountains in the sky. Pretty fucking cool. Especially since they live among dragons and have a system with them.
Their characters were undoubtedly terrified because they are like way up there, and were worried about how the islands could stay in the sky- but they didn’t actually ask.
So when it came to them having a talk with the leader of this society, Samuel, you wanna know the actual questions they fucking asked him? The questions that their hearts wanted to know about my god damn fantasy land? Emphasis on the fantasy?
“What is the population of this society?”
“Do you trade with neighboring countries? What is the export you’re well known for?”
“You farm, what is the soil like up here? And what things to you grow that are like your specialty?”
“What is your based economy?”
YEAH. YEAH. DON’T FUCKING ASK ABOUT THE DRAGONS HERE. DON’T ASK HOW THE ISLANDS ARE FLOATING OR HOW THERE ARE BARRIERS. LET’S HAVE AN IN DEPTH CONVERSATION ABOUT THE SOIL QUALITY.
I didn’t think of half the shit they asked because I didn’t think they would ask LEGITIMATE SOCIETAL QUESTIONS. I’D BE LIKE “FUCK YEAH DRAGONS, MAY I PET THEM?” BUT THESE FUCKERS? NOPE! TELL ME ABOUT THE DIRT ON THE MAGICAL FLOATING MOUNTAINS IN THE SKY.
Now I’m curious about the soil content. Do they use the dragons in long distance trade? we all must know!
Why are you people like this
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