Happy almost-pocalypse week.
According to The Nice And Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch, (the world’s only completely accurate book of prophecies) the world will end on a Saturday. Next Saturday, in fact. Just before dinner.
And according to research in the fandom, that happens on the 25 of August, which is this Saturday, so, get ready, because the end is nigh.
How do i get ready? Do i reread Good Omens (for the fourth time) or do i quickly build an underground bunker just in case?
Get drunk with your best friend.
Crash your bike on a very expensive car
Run around doing sod-all and let an eleven year old save the world for you
Hole yourself up reading and forget to drink your cocoa while ignoring your friend having a panic attack
Set yourself on fire while driving under a storm of fish.
Eat a bunch of telemarketers who are trying to sell your coworker double glacing
have sex in accordance with an ancestral prophecy
hold a seance but end up kicking everyone out partway through because you’ve gotten possessed
Listen to the Best of Queen, obviously.
Use your haid.
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