This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read in a science book
show us the duck op
the duck.
forbidden bath toy
Lush is getting wild with their bath bombs
This is exactly the kind of object that will survive the apocalypse out of sheer irony so that it may be found and put into a bathtub by some poor unsuspecting soul in the Future.
This is exactly how cursed items happen in D&D.
Someone make this a D&D item.
Bath Duck of Boom – small heavy stone? carving of a duck. causes recipient to feel like the Bath Duck of Boom would be a good bathing companion, and on contact with the water, explodes, doing a catastrophic amount of area of affect damage. reforms in nearby dry location to acquire a new victim after four days.