spicybruha:

thepodcastcat:

spicybruha:

“you know the surest way to get Juno Steel to come over to your place?”

“an,,, invitation?”

“a death threat”

(Updated Murderous Mask pt 2 36:06)

so what does Peter wave a big “I WANT JUNO STEEL FUCKIN’ DEAD” light or banner whenever he wants a booty call like the fucking bat sign?

Juno picks up the paper and reads

“Juno Steel. Dead or Alive. 8pm at the Hyperion Restaurant”

and boom-diggity there’s Peter Nureyev in a 3 piece suit ready for a date.

The HCPD: We got an anonymous tip that someone wants you dead, Juno Steel

Juno: Tell him I’m on my way right now

Juno: I want someone to take me out

Peter: Like in a date way or an assassination way?

Juno: surprise me

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