Penumbra Hug Ratings

birbinavest:

rita: Will Squeeze the life out of you. might lift you up. overall, a very vivacious hugger 8/10 my ribs are broken

juno: Awkward Hug Champion. usually goes fr the one-armed hug, if you can get him to give u a proper hug tho its so soft?? 8/10 as well because he hates it but its very nice

peter: is this man a person or a scarf. drapes around you. kinda boney and since hes so tall it can be tricky but Ideal fr crying into someones chest dramatically. 7/10 get some elbow pads but points fr smelling good

mick: this man could cure the deepest of depressions with his hugs. 10/10 hallelujah

alessandra: big. buff. her amazing arms engulf you w firm affection. she will protect u from the harsh world… 9/10

khan: this man is a Dad 7/10, a little awkward and on the too-firm side

sasha: Not A Hugger. will pat you on the head awkwardly if you need comfort. somehow it kinda works?? 4/10

ramses: no. 0/10

pilot: you’ve already been killed for even thinking about it -10/10

jacket: actually quite a nice hugger… 8/10

buddy: if you can convince this gal to hug you you deserve a medal.

(bonus- ben: if you got hugged by him And mick at the same time, you might actually ascend to heaven 11/10)