mickmercury:

favorite things about juno steel

• likes to refer to his adorable nb self as a ‘lady’
• extremely knowledgeable about cardstock
• childhood friend to terrifying giant martian sewer rabbits??? evidently prefers sewer rabbits to people
• congratulates self on one-liners
• congratulates self on looking good in suit
• lapses into starstruck poetry every time he thinks about his Totally Not-Boyfriend, especially when annoyed at him
• will fight literally anyone at any time despite being Small and having the worst lungs in the entire world
• if miasma interrupting it is anything to go by, his Noir Detective Monologues™

  are his actual thought process. what a  n e r d

• bisexual!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• “collector of bad art”
• mopes for months about nureyev, makes dramatic declarations about Never Loving Again and nureyev Not Being Trustworthy, two days and one train robbery later is hopelessly in love