Writer things

littleoptimistme:

– were street lamps invented in ww2????

– how much does an arm cost tho

– Everyone is nodded. All the heads are nodding in this conversation

– wait no it was raining wasn’t it *looks back ten pages* yeah okay why did i do that

– It’s still night right?

– It’s been night for like 30 years at this point

– what’s that guy’s name again? I should know this these are my babies

– I have no idea how you guys are going to get out of this alive so figure it out kids

– *googles* how to travel across Europe during the middle ages

– effects of the bubonic plague???

– shoot, comas don’t work like I want them to. I need a convenient coma

– Everyone has the ability to quirk one eyebrow why is this

– how smart are rats

– I think they’ve sighed like 30 times now

– how do i describe what its like to run a mile I’ve never done that in my life

– Im sure its just like super hard

– No one cares about the weather stop

– i just wrote twenty pages in two hours why cant i do this in school

– everyone smirks too much but what else do i say its not a smile its too sad for that

– and now everyone is just ‘smiling sadly’.

– chuckled sounds like santa clause but laugh is too much but snickered is evil but giggled is too bubbly…

– what is the purpose of a rubber duck

– no, don’t make references this is a serious piece of literature

– “now if I reverse the polarity of the neutron flow”

– okay i need tea and music and oh wow look at that someone liked my tumblr post…

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