people are reblogging this again, stating how YES he DID NOTHING WRONG
and it is the best
other ppl while under the thrall: destroy towns
magic brian while under the thrall: smalltalk
I have this AU where he gets apprehended instead of killed (because y’know, a relics thrall is kind of. not his fault) and is put on voidfish duty with johann, where they can bond over their love for large animals
I always knew Johann was the fiance Brain talked about. They’re gonna get married
I support this and ship it
op this is probably the only thing thats better than actual taz canon