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thecindercrow:

He’s been DM’ing these guys for three years and multiple live shows now…

Griffin: [in a low, defeated voice] I didn’t expect it to go like that…
[Audience laughing]
Griffin: Alright, um–
Travis: What did you expect to happen?
Griffin: [voice cracking] You to CATCH A FUCKING FISH IN THE FISH MINIGAME!
[Audience cheering]
Griffin: Is that so – Am I out of my mind, is that an unreasonable expectation, to give them a fucking fishing minigame… Taako makes it – the lake float, Travis jumps in with a rapier like ‘Let’s get it done!’, and then Dad makes the fuckin’ shit teleport away!
Clint: Welcome –
[Audience laughing]
Clint: Welcome to The Adventure Zone, Griffin
[Audience cheering]