if you think about it we don’t really have much evidence that peter is a good thief. good at forgery yes. good at escaping, yes, but he has to be because he gets caught at the end of literally every crime we see him commit. that’s not a good track record. but how many thefts do we see him pull off successfully? caught by croesus in the middle of robbery? juno feels him pick his pocket and has figured out his identity? was he even there to steal something in Prince of Mars because if he did, didn’t Juno literally just fuckin eat it? the card game heist and train robbery go seven kinds of pear-shaped? also if the guards got there that fast what the hell was his and mag’s plan for getting out of the building and off New Kinshasa? who says peter is a master thief? peter, mostly. maybe he’s not. maybe he’s just trying really hard to sound cool so that Juno will like him
people r reblogging like all of my TPP headcanon posts from like 2016 tonight for some reason, except for this one because you’re all cowards
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