people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean
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congratulations! you are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank u for hefting turds down the mountainside so that we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps
can we talk about how this is the single greatest sentence ever said on this website? this post changed us as a community. not a day goes by i dont think about it