I agree up to a point, but nobody should starve on a college campus, there will always be a table somewhere covered in cold, abandoned domino’s pizza
These are the boys who stole an entire platter of quesadillas and whose Captain was disappointed in the amount of free food they brought back to the Haus. They’ll be fine.
Exactly! And I bet Samwell is bougie with their free food, they probably can afford to have even non-dominos pizza on various tables throughout campus
Everyone says the plushies are cute and then immediately forgets about them. The groundskeepers are totally annoyed by the molding yarn hurting the trees. Shitty offered Bitty $20 to make his mom a queen size blanket for her birthday in two weeks. Everyone tells Bitty about how their grandmother used to knit or crochet (whichever he is not doing at the time), he is expected to reminisce about a woman he doesn’t know.
If Bitty’s yarn powers are equivalent to his baking powers, he can and will make a queen size blanket in two weeks for $20. This is the logical equivalent to a miraculous instant pie in a frat house with no ingredients
Instead of baking, Bitty knits (and crochets). The Haus is swimming in yarn. It’s covered in yarn. He yarn bombed the Samwell well, the Haus, every tree on campus. He didn’t make jam, he made yarn plushies of every falconer. He makes yarn plushie pies, and all of SMH starves because nobody can feed themselves
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