I’m making flan for the first time and I’m so scared it’s going to turn out bad
there should be a german word for that ambiguous fear of trying a new recipe and not knowing how it will end
The only word close to that right now is stress
not specific enough. we should invent a word. let’s see what should we use as a root. hmm i suggest the prefix -noia from paranoia
Sounds good but what would the suffix be?
opsie -noia is a suffix, i typoed. for a prefix then, let’s see…something to do with cooking, baking, let me take a look
ok not loving any of these… well maybe bacanoia? how’s that sound?
scratch all of that. i was over thinking. culinary + paranoia = culinoia
there, that’s it.
cu·li·noi·a
ˈkələˈnoiə
noun
a feeling of suspicion or anxiety surrounding the outcome of a new recipe.
Oh my god you are the smartest person I know
That’s really unfortunate

