history is gay i dont make the rules

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

skyrocket-in-flight:

squidsticks:

King James I: *builds secret tunnel connecting his room to the room of a man he calls his husband*

Historians: it’s very hard to tell what kind of relationship they would have had, let’s not look at this through a 21st century lens

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

*headdesks a lot*

And we were just discussing the other day about how historians are still accusing Alexander the Great of banging his Mom when the tomb of Alexander’s much-loved “friend”
Hephaestion was better than EVERYONE’S, and Alexander mourned him to the point where he cacked it not long after Hephaestion.