i needed this lately

pirepoumon:

have you ever wondered where peter nureyev gets his fake names from? thought about what fake name he’d give you if you were stuck doing a heist together? ever wondered if his method would turn up any real-world names by accident? well, have i got the peter nureyevian alias generator for you. it’s incomplete (there are so many more nouns to add!) but everything it turns up so far should ring like duke rose or perseus shah.