thebibliophibian:

okay, compatriots

Enough time has passed. I’m going to tell you about the best thing I’ve ever done, which has resulted in:

  • the only person I still know from high school thinking I’m a complete monster, and
  • another person proposing to me the first day he met me. 

Warning for nsfw pranksmanship under the cut. Also, if you’re afraid of the mothman… welcome to the club?

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